Versus Wars: Episode XXIV: TROANATSB

A long time ago, in a versus thread several pages back...


VERSUS WARS
Episode XXIV: The Return of a New Animania That Struck Back

It is a time of space turmoil where once glorious battles raged time is now spent idly discussing celebrities and making list of things that were popular in the 80's. In this time of uncertainty one hack of a writer got a stupid idea for how to end a specific fight, and rather than let the joke die or do something simple it turned into a post that way too much effort was put into for something no one will remember in a week, yet here we are.

In this time, a great war rages between the forces of great WB Empire and a small resistance group attempting to fight back and free themselves from the empire's reign. Unbeknownst to them the empire had constructed an ultimate weapon against all of animated kind. The Dip Tower: a star sized water tower with enough dip inside to erase an entire cartoon planet. One brave girl, Princess Angelina Contesa Louisa Francesca Banana-Fanna Bo Besca the Third using the best of her spies had managed to learn of these plans and now desperately rushes to get them the resistance so a counter attack can be formed before it was too late.

However, she is pursued by an enemy vessel of the empire and among the ship and enemy she knows all too well. The fate of animation, nay comedy itself rest on her evading her foe and delivering the plans, a task that seems impossible but she is determined not to fail.



The scene opens with a ship shaped like a pink bunny being followed by a ship shaped like large plate of liver and onions. The larger ship fires its lasers striking the other ship as explosions flare off of it. Inside the ship several soldiers run around taking their places ready for combat.

Not fitting in amongst them was a robot duck, DAF-E-PO who was desperately looking for another robotic friends of his, a shorter robotic bird but quick footed RR-D2. The smaller birdroid was talking with the princess before wondering off as DAFE-PO caught up with him.

"Oh dear! Oh my! Oh, I can't talk like that' DAF-E-PO started. "So, wait what were you doing with the princess anyway?"


"Beep beep!" RR-D2 replied before continuing on its way for the escape pods.

"Wait, what do you mean leave? We're just now getting screen time and." DAF-E-PO started to object, but as one of the loading doors of the ship was cracked wide open and several of the unnamed guards were gunned down he quickly changed his mind. "I mean, after you of course." Without looking back the two birdroids headed for the escape pods to make their escape.

At the breach in security a gunfight broke loose, in the end the resistance soldiers lost and a figure entered the ship. A figure wearing a red hat over a black mask and a black sweater. He looked something like a puppy. As he entered two soldiers dragged forward a young girl who was also vaguely puppyish in a pink dress.

"Darth Wakko." The girl spoke up. "I should have known you'd be the one to lead the attack."

"Ah, Princess Angelina Contesa Louisa Francesca Ban...  Bana Ba." Darth Wakko started.

"You can call me Dot."

"Dot." Darth Wakko finished. "How good to see you, where have you hidden the planets for the Dip Tower?"

"I'll never tell you!" Dot explained.

"Oh come on, I'll be your friend!" Darth Wakko pleaded.

"Never!"

"What if I offered to trade you bacon and bologna sandwich for it?" Darth Wakko asked.

"Have anything in low fat?" Dot asked.

"Not really." Darth Wakko replied.

"I'll never help you!" Dot shouted.

"Very well, but you'll find that we have ways to be persuasive." Darth Wakko replied.

Meanwhile on a mostly empty planet. A youth, who was nothing more than a lone carrot farmer who lived with his aunt, uncle, and thirty-something cousins stood looking out at the sky. He was a rabbit, but he often felt as something was missing in his life, actually a lot of things. There wasn't a whole lot on this planet and if anything he was bored and waiting for anything to happen. His name, was Bugs Skyhopper.

"I really wish there'd be some kind of development or something worth doing here." Bugs muttered to himself. A moment later a giant metal can fell out of the sky and landed about ten feet from him.
"That'll work."

The metal canister cracked open releasing smoke and gas as two birdroids stepped out of it.

"That, is the absolute last time I let you drive." The first one DAF-E-PO spoke up. "I mean really, who taught you how to drive?"


"Beep beep!" The shorter roadrunnerish looking birddroird RR-D2 replied.

"Really? Well I hope you at least got an autograph." DAF-E-PO replied.

"Ehhhh, what's up droids?" Bugs asked as he walked down to the two.

"Oh, the usual, fire, pain, explosions. Oh and a ship got invaded too, but mostly this guy can't drive!" DAF-E-PO replied. "He just keeps insisting about having to get here and having an important message."

"Beep beep!" RR-D2 replied.

"Look, I don't even know who that's supposed to be. You're just making up names." DAF-E-PO replied to RR-D2.

"So, you can understand what he's saying?" Bugs asked.

"I assure you I have no idea." DAF-E-PO replied. "I just brought a copy of the script. Apparently he's looking for someone named Slappy-Squirrel-Kablappy.

"Oh, I know where she is! Here, come on I'll show you!" Bugs started to walk off his back turned to his home.

"Oh, right and there might be these imperial soldiers who show up to slaughter everyone they encounter including your family." DAF-E-PO replied. "So, you might want to say your goodbyes to them just in case."

"Naaaah, they'll be fine." Bugs replied. "My cousins can handle themselves.

A few minutes after they had left an imperial storm trooper by the name of Elmer Fudd showed up at the house Bugs had left and knocked on the door. He held a long rifle in his hand, had a mission and knew he would not be leaving anyone behind.

"Excuse me." Elmer Fudd asked as the door was opened and he hid the gun behind his back. "Have you perhaps seen two birdroids go by here?"
"Mmmmm, could be." On the other side of the door were thirty something rabbit children who all looks quite similar in appearance to Bugs. All of them had replied in unison.

"Oh good!" The soldier Fudd replied. "This will save time." He brought his gun from around his back to bear on the rabbits, who in turn just smiled knowingly.

That night, in a tree in a cave.

Bugs and the two birdroids had shown up at a tree with front door and mailbox, the home of the one they sought. DAF-E-PO approached the door and slowly knocked on it. The door slammed open sending him flying into a wall where he broke into multiple pieces as an angry squirrel in a green hat and a robe answered.

"We don't want any!" She shouted before slamming the door shut."

"Beep beep!" RR-D2 replied after the door was shut.

"He's right DAF." Bugs replied. "You shouldn't take it like that, now pull yourself together."

"Oh ha ha." DAF-E-PO replied.

Bugs shrugged and knocked on the door and stepped back as it was slammed open again.

"I said!" The squirrel spoke up. "Oh, it's you, why didn't you say so? Well, what do you want?" She asked grumpily.

"Beep beep!" RR-D2 spoke up, as he did he opened his mouth and a hologram projector shined an image out from it.

"Help be Slappy-Squirrel-Kablappy you're my only help." It was Princess Dot who spoke up. "Or something like that, giant space ship thing. Captured. You, do with the saving, or whatever. Also, bring snacks, they have absolutely nothing edible here." The message cut off.

"Huh, cute kid." Slappy replied. "Okay, give me a minute." She pulled out a binder labeled Versus Wars Script and started flipping through it. "So let's see, you're here, then we have to get a ship, and fly to, wow, really? Who writes this stuff. Anyway, ah, right here we are. Okay, congratulations kid." She was speaking to voice. "I'm going to train in the ways of the Joke so you cam battle evil. Oh right, and some other things here." She read more in the script. "Just some stuff about light side and dark side. Oh, the princess has been kidnapped by Darth Wako who was seduced by the dark side of the joke which relies too heavily on reference humor and gross out humor."


Everyone looked towards the audience for a moment.

"Right, we would never do that." Bugs spoke. "I mean, we're a bit more classy than to rely on gross out humor."


"Yeah, yeah." Slappy replied. "So, practice your slapstick, and congratulations you're now a comic knight. Here's your magic space weapon and a bag of comically sized bombs and an anvil." Slappy handed to Bugs in order, a carrot with a button on it, a large heavy looking bag and an anvil which Bugs proceeded to set off screen until they were needed. "Now go save the world, my shows are on." She slammed the door again.

"Beep beep!" RR-D2 spoke up.

"I know what you mean." Bugs replied. "I'm surprised she was this helpful too."


"Well that's just great." DAF-E-PO's head spoke up still on the ground. "So, now what are we supposed to do?"


"Oh that's easy!" Bugs replied. "We'll just use the Hollywood magic of a screen wipe to get us to wherever we're supposed to be."


"That is the most ridiculous!" DAF started to speak, but one cut later he found himself repaired and sitting at a booth in a cantina. Also in the Booth were Bugs, a strange puppyish kid wearing only a pair of pants and a giant chicken with a combat belt strapped to it. "What just?" DAF started to ask.


"Right then." The puppy kid thing spoke up. "As we have all just agreed I Captain Yakko Solo will let you take your ship on this whole space mission thing of yours."


"What?" DAF asked.

"Excellent. I'm sure you and your copilot can get us there quickly." Bugs replied.

"Copilot?" DAF-E-PO asked. "Wait, the chicken?"

"DAF that's rude." Bugs replied. "He is not a chicken."

"Yeah!" Yakko replied. "That's Boobacka! The finest partner I've ever had.

"But, he's a chicken!" DAF objected. "I mean, look at him!"

Boobacka cocked his head and stared at DAF. The giant chicken just stared at DAF as the birdroid tried to make his point.

"Back away from the booth slowly." Yakko spoke up. "We're still finding pieces of the last guy that called Boobacka a coward."


"I'm not calling him a coward I'm pointing out he's a chicken!" DAF shouted, as he did Boobacka squawked and was on top of him, pecking at him and scraping. "Ah get him off!" DAF's arm was ripped off as he spoke.

"So, a ship then?" Bugs asked ignoring DAF's plight.


"Right through that hangar!" Yakko replied with a smile. Bugs in turn picked up the pieces of DAF and walked towards the ship. Yakko started to follow but was stopped as a man with a red moustache, beard and large hat placed a hand on his shoulder.

"Now, just where do you think you're going partner?" Yosemite Sam spoke up. "You haven't forgotten about what you oh Scratchandsniff the Hutt have you?"


"Yeeeah, about that." Yakko replied. "Would you believe I left it in my other pants?" He asked.

"You don't expect me to believe." Sam started.

"No really, they're right there!" Yakko pointed to a pair of pants hanging off a chair at the table. "Left pocket."

"Oh, well why didn't you say so." Sam walked over to the chair, fished through the pockets before he finally pulled out a wallet in it. He opened the wallet only to immediately have a stick of dynamite fall out here. "You lowdown despicable varmint pile of!" Sam started to shout but was cut off as it exploded.

"I can't wait for the special edition when they edit that shot." Yakko replied with a smile before heading to his ship.

Meanwhile, aboard the Dip Tower.

Darth Wakko stands in front of a glass window overlooking a planet as Princess Dot is pulled in by guards.

"Now then." Darth Wakko replied. "This battle station is packed with enough dip to wipe out your entire home planet. Tell me where the plans are!"
"I already told you, I'm not talking!" Dot replied.

"Oh come onnnn." Darth Wakko pleaded. "I went through a lot of effort to set this up, flew us all the way out here. I mean you could show me a little bit of courtesy is all, I just want to know where you hid the plans."

"Well, when you put it like that. Okay I'll talk. The plans are! Actually, this is embarrassing, I don't remember."


"Really? But that was really important." Darth Wakko replied.

"Sorry, but it happens." Dot crossed her arms.

"Bummer." Darth Wakko shrugged. "Well, since we're here anyway. Fire the Dip Cannon!"

On his command the entire Dip Tower oriented so that the very top of the tower was facing the planet. A moment later an enormous stream of green fluid fired out from the tower, heading straight for the planet, and then just narrowly missing flying off harmlessly into space.

"Ha! You missed!" Dot shouted triumphantly.

"Oh, did I?" Darth Wakko asked.

Later, thousands of miles away.

A few kids walk into a room with an orange stuffed dinosaur which suddenly comes to life and grows in size, music starts to play when suddenly a green stream of liquid comes flying out of the sky striking the dinosaur and melting him into a pile on the ground. The pile starts to reform and get better, but more of the green liquid flies in, and continues to fire on him until the dinosaur remains a melted pile on the ground and shows no signs of reforming.

"He's gone, he's finally gone!" One of the kids shouted. "We're all free! We can act like real kids again!" All the kids started cheering as they ran out of the room in excitement.

Back at the plot.

Bugs Skyhopper, Yakko Solo, Boobacka and the birdroids were sitting in a ship on their way to save the world, or whatever they were supposed to do. It involved a princess, and a cranky squirrel.

DAF-E-PO was sitting at a table playing cards with Boobacka, though sitting wasn't quite the right word. His head was sitting on the table while the rest of his parts were neatly stacked next to Boobacka.

"Alright, you may think I have nothing left to lose." DAF piped up. "But that just means I've got everything to win! Okay you giant chicken, I call!" DAF used his tongue to overturn his cards revealing a pair of twos. "Read em and weep! I'll be taking my parts back down. Instead of replying Boobacka instead just turned over his cards revealing four aces. "DARN IT! I was sure he was bluffing."

"Quiet down DAF and pull yourself together. I think we've found the plot." Their ship was approaching what appeared to be an enormous studio lot in the middle of space, but there was something large attached to it.

"Why is there a studio lot here?" Yakko asked.

"That's no lot." Slappy replied as the squirrel let herself in through the airlock. "Also, apparently my contract says I have to shoot the rest of the scenes don't get there. So yada yada, get to the part where we're trapped."


"But we're not trapped!" Yakko replied, only for the ship to be surrounded by a blue light. "Okay, noooooooow we're trapped.

"It appears to be some kind of tractor beam." Bugs replied.

"What makes you say that?" Yakko asked.

"That." Bugs pointed out a window where a giant tractor moved through space and started to push their ship to the studio lot. As they got closer they saw sticking out of the lot was an enormous moon sized water tower.

"Hey kid." Slappy spoke up. "Still got those things I gave you, I have a feeling we're about to need them."

The WB logo on the water tower opened up as the ship was pulled inside into a loading bay. Imperial storm troopers stormed in ready to attack take in everyone on the ship immediately. However, the door opened on the ship and no one came out. The troopers walked into the ship guns drawn and looked around slowly trying to find the inhabitants. They made their way to the cockpit where there were two chairs facing away from them with a pair of bunny ears poking out from behind one of them. One trooper turned the chair around only to find that there were several lit bombs piled up on top of each other with an old TV antenna propped up on top of them to resemble ears. He had just enough time to frown before the bombs exploded leaving behind a smoking pile of boots. The other troopers didn't fare from the explosion any better, none of them were around anymore after the explosion.

After it was apparent no more troopers were coming aboard Bugs, Yakko and Slappy fell down from the ceiling of the ship where they had been hiding in the rafters, which were for some reason on the starship.

"Just a pair of boots left?" Slappy replied. "Not exactly enough to make a disguise with, any bright ideas on how to get to the prisoners and rescue the princess?"

"I think I have one." Bugs replied with a smile.

At the guard station outside where the prison cells a lone guard stood sitting at a desk. Suddenly, there was a knock at the door. Realizing no one should actually be disturbing him the guard grabbed his gun, ran to the door and opened it. On the other end was what was more definitely not a rabbit wearing a cap, a moustache and holding an empty pizza box. It was quite clearly an actual pizza delivery guy.

"Pizza for delivery!" The not rabbit shouted.

"But I didn't order a pizza!" The guard protested.

"You sure?" The rabbit not asked. "Because it was a lot of effort to get here in under 30 minutes. There anyone else here that might have ordered it instead, or any kind of change in the guards that's coming up?"

"No! I'm the only one here for hours, and I didn't order a pizza?"


"You sure?" The not rabbit asked. "It's the All Star Special, paid for in advance with credit card."


"Wellll." The guard thought for a moment realizing there was free food to be had. "What comes on the All Star Special?"


"Oh, let me show you!" The Not Rabbit opened the pizza box, inside was Slappy who immediately hit the guard upside the head with an oversized mallet.

"Ohhhh." The guard stumbled back a few steps as starts circled around his head. "I get it." With that he collapsed into an unconscious pile.

"Well, that was easy." The not rabbit ripped off his disguise to reveal Bugs.

"Yeah, well next time you get to hide in the box." Slappy grumbled.

"The coast clear?" Yakko came in after the two. "We need to find the princess and get out of here quickly!"

"Why? What's the hurry?" Slappy asked. "Have we been discovered?"

"Attention." The intercom of the station came on. "This is just a reminder to all Dip Tower staff that Polka Hour is starting in twenty minutes, and nonstop polka music will play for the entire hour as Darth Wakko demands.

"I'm afraid it's much worse." Yakko replied.

"Alright then, let's get a move on!" Bugs shouted as they ran down the halls and started to look for the right cell. Bugs opened one cell and found inside a young blonde female in a nurse's outfit with her hair put up in buns.

"HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOO POINTLESS CAMEO NURSE!" Yakko gave a shout as be popped up next to Bugs to look in the door.

"Sorry ma'am. Wrong princess to rescue." Bugs replied.

"But wait I!" The nurse started to reply before the door was slammed on her and Bugs shoved Yakko aside to check the next cell, which inside was Princess Dot.

"Huh? Who are you?" Princess Dot asked as she looked over Bugs when he opened the door. "And aren't you a little tall for a rabbit?"

"What can I say? I eat my vegetables." Bugs replied, but was  cut off from saying more as alarms went off. "And that's our cue to get out of here." He grabbed the princess by the wrist and dragged her out of the cell and out the hall, only to come face to face with several guards and Hello Nurse standing in the hall.

"There they are!" Hello Nurse replied. "That's the rabbit who slammed the door on me."


"Wow, I never thought she'd rat us out." Bugs replied.

"It's okay!" Yakko popped up next to Hello Nurse and placed a wet kit on her before running over with the rest of the heroes. "We forgive you."

"Okay we need to get out of here!" Bugs gave a shout. "Quickly, into the garbage chute!"


"Uh, no gross." Dot objected. "Let's just take the service elevator down the hall."

"Oh, okay that works." Bugs replied.

The heroes took off down the hallway being chased by troopers as lasers were fired at them from behind. They dove into the elevator and all the troopers pile in after them until everyone was crowded inside.

"Um, excuse me." Bugs spoke up to one of the troopers. "Floor 15 please."

"Oh, of course." The trooper replied and pressed the button. The elevator doors shut and the elevator started down as music played in the background and everyone waited patiently. A trooper coughed quietly as they waited, then eventually the door opened again.

Bugs, Slappy, Dot and Yakko came running out of the elevator, and a moment later an entire platoon of Storm Troopers followed firing lasers as they were chased into the hangar.

"Start to the engines!" Yakko shouted to Boobacka as they got in. "We need to get out of here!"

As the heroes headed for their ship, a sinister figure stepped out dressed in a hat and cape. Darth Wakko.

"You guys go on ahead." Slappy replied. I'll handle this."

Slappy walked up to Darth Wakko as both of them stood staring at each other.

"Slappy-Squirrel-Kaplappy, we meet again." Darth Wakko replied.

"Yeah, yeah, skipping ahead." Slappy reached into her handbag and pulled out a stick, a moment later a hammer made out of blue light erupted from the end of it. Darth Wakko drew a squeaky bone from his own belt and a similar hammer made out of red light came out of the bone.

The two were on each other in a minute, trading blow for blow with their hammers. It was clear they were matched in skill, but Slappy was older, she was slowing down, and soon Darth Wakko had her cornered.

"I must warn you, if you strike me down I will become far more powerful than you can ever imagine." Slappy started.

"How does that work?" Darth Wakko replied. "I mean if I strike you down, aren't you like, down?"

"I dunno, I don't think anyone proof read that part of the script, are we going to do this or what?" Slappy asked.

"Oh, right sorry." Darth Wakko swung his hammer down on Slappy, but as it struck her Slappy completely vanished leaving behind only her hat. Wakko looked confused for a moment before moving the hat aside to reveal a lit bomb underneath. "Oh, bummer." Darth Wakko replied as the bomb exploded and at the same moment the heroes escaped the Dip Tower in their ship.

Later back at the revel headquarters.

"A-a-a-a-a-alright then." It was a pig in a jacket that spoke up that was standing in front of a room full of soldiers, and by full of soldiers it was actually better described as just Yakko and Bugs. "With the plans stored in the RR unit we've d-d-d-d-developed a plan of attack for the ship.

"Shouldn't there be more people here for this?" Bugs asked.

"We had to let them go." The pig replied. "Budget cutbacks. Now then, from what we can understand, the Dip Tower is completely indestructible, except for a tiny self destruct button located on the underside of it."

"Well that seems easy enough to take care of." Yakko replied. "So we'll just fly in and press the button."



"It's not that simple." The pig continued. "It's one of those tiny buttons stuck in an indent where you need something line a pin to push it through.

"Oh whoooa, no one said anything about pushing tiny buttons." Yakko got up and walked for the door. "I'm out."

"Oh, well, what about you Skyhopper, think you can handle it?"


"Can we play Ride of the Valkyries during the attack?" Bugs asked.

"Of course!" The pig replied.

The scene cut to the Dip Tower floating in space as a large armada of x shaped space fighters came into view of it. Ride of the Valkyries started playing in the background. The scene immediately cut to be inside one cockpit of the fighters as Bugs Skyhopper wearing a helmet started to speak.

"This is Red Rabbit! Calling Blue Rabbit we're ready to press the attack!" The scene cut to another cockpit, which was once more piloted by Bugs. "Red Rabbit I read you this is Blue Rabbit, I'm providing covering fire. Yellow Rabbit scout ahead and tell us what you see, over." The scene changed to a third cockpit, once more with Bugs in it. "This is Yellow Rabbit over, so far everything is clear and-"


At that point Bugs was cut off as several small fighter ships were released from the Dip Tower. They were everywhere, and greatly outnumbered the armada Bugs had come with, Bugs was the first casualty as his ship was shot down and disappeared in an explosion.
"Yellow Rabbit! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Bugs gave a shout. "You'll pay for that! Spread out, Blue Rabbit on my right!"


"Understood Red Rabbit!" The ships spread out to distract the majority of the fighters while two of the ships flew straight for the Dip Tower, heading underneath it as they started to fly by the support beams that linked it to the studio lot. However, it wasn't without defenses, several turrets lines along the support beams opened fire. Then one ship pulled ahead of the others.

"I've got a clear shot!" Bugs shouted. "I'm going to take it."

"No do not! Pull back Blue Rabbit pull back!" Bugs shouted. "You've got a bogey on your tail.



"I can do it! Almost there!" Bugs replied.

"I said pull back!" Bugs shouted, but it was too late, a new fighter had flown down into the support beams, and with a single shot Bugs' ship was shot down.

"NOOOOOO!" Bugs shouted. "You will be avenged, my devilishly handsome friend."

Meanwhile, inside the Dip Tower. Darth Wakko, who looks remarkably well for someone who was recently blown up stares out the window and watches as a single ship was flying around his tower. It was strange, because the same single ship seemed to have been in multiple places at once, and at least a few times exploded, but it was still there, still flying.

"I guess I should probably do something about that, but it is awfully close to dinner time." He looked at his wrist which contained no actual watch and thought for a few moments on what to do.

Back outside Bugs was flying circles around the Dip Tower, completely literally. He was flying around in a circle underneath it.

"Now where is that self destruct button located? I know it's supposed to be right around here somewhere." He mused to himself, and then swerved as laser fire nearly hit him a new ship had closed in on his tail; it was just differently designed enough from the rest of the ships in the battle to differentiate it as something important.

"I have you now." Darth Wakko remarked from inside the ship as he locked his targeting laser onto Bugs' ship. "Good bye rabbit." He was cut off though; as yet another ship flew in and opened fire on him.

"Hope I'm not too late." Yakko Solo was the pilot of the new ship. "But I had to make absolute sure I waited to the last minute, otherwise it wouldn't be as entertaining."

"Nooo!" Darth Wakko gave a shout as his ship was struck and then it went flying off into space spinning in circles as he completely lost control. "Why didn't I explode like the others!? And oh wow this is making me sick." It only took a few moments before his ship was completely out of sight.

"Okay kid, it's all up to you!" Yakko saluted Bugs before pulling out.

"Aha! Found the button!" Bugs looked up at the Dip Tower he was directly below. There was a tiny indent with a small button inside of it. Bugs lowered his targeting computer as he aimed his guns for the button.

"Buuuugs." A voice called out to him.

"Slappy? What are you doing here? Aren't you like dead or something?" Bugs asked.

"Pulled the old switcharoo then caught a plain to Florida to retire." The voice replied. "Anyway, use the Joke Bugs.

Bugs nodded and put away his targeting computer and instead flew straight for the button without any aid.

"What are you doing!?" Porky's voice came on over the speaker. "Bugs you've turned off your targeting computer, how are you going to?"

"Don't worry." Bugs cut Porky off. "I've got this," bugs opened up a console inside the plane, with a big red button on it labeled 'The Big Gun.' He then moved his hand to the side revealing a bigger button next to it labeled 'The Really Big Gun' and then moved his hand to the right slightly farther revealing a third bigger button labeled 'The Biggest Gun' and pressed it. As soon as he did an enormous cannon larger than the entire Dip Tower came out of the bottom of his ship and pointed at the base of the tower. A moment passed, and then the gun fired a single large missile even larger than the gun itself.

On the ship, two guards stood in the security room as they saw the missile appear on their radar. One turned to the other and saluted.

"It has been an honor working with you sir." He spoke.

"No it hasn't. I hate you." The other replied.

Then, the missile stopped exactly one inch before striking the tower. The top of it screwed off as a single hand in a white glove attached to a metal bar came out of it. The metal held found around on the base of the tower around where the self destruct button was then pulled back into the missile. It came out a moment later holding a pin and then pushed the pin gently into the indent and pressed down the self destruct button. For a brief moment nothing happened.

"Huh, must have been a dud." Bugs shrugged as he prepared to fire a second missile. However before he could hit the fire button again the entire Dip Tower exploded in an explosion so large and magnificent nothing could ever hope to compete with it. So, the editors thought it would be best to have it compete with itself, and the tower once more exploded three more times each time from a different angle. Bugs slammed his foot down on the gas pedal of his ship cranking it up to full speed to get out of the explosion's radius, and it for a brief moment it looked as if he wouldn't succeed. Yet, perhaps through luck or sheet skill, in an act that our scientist assure us to be 100% possible Bugs Skyhopper managed to out fly the explosion and make it to safety

Bugs returned from the battle a hero, and a ceremony was held in his honor, thousands showed up as Princess Dot awarded medals to Bugs, Yakko and Boobacka. Cheers rang out throughout the ceremony as the story.

"Beep beep!" RR-D2 chimed in happily during the ceremony.

"I don't see what you're so happy about." DAF-E-PO replied. "We should be the ones getting medals, if it weren't for my work he wouldn't even have been at the battle, but does anyone care what I did, nooo!"


"Beep beep!" RR-D2 replied.

"What do you mean just be happy Boobacka game me my parts back! I won them back fair and square, at night, while he was sleeping."

The music started increase in volume, as it quickly changed to the opening theme again and the credits began to roll.

But of course, this was only the first part of the battle.


To be continued, in part 2.